Helpful Quotes Used While Hunting

[guesswho]

"You ain't doing it right" , to many authors to name.   This can also be said about the marriage thing mentioned earlier.

[Sir-diealot]

I always enjoyed these 2 by Fred Bear.
Fred Bear by Sir-diealot, on Flickr
Fred Bear 2 by Sir-diealot, on Flickr

[MichaelC]

I use this one ridiculously often- it works for me in all situations ranging from perfect to great to not so good to this isn't looking good to bottom falling out quickly to you've got to be kidding me to worst moment of my life:

"Turkeys being turkeys"

Often followed by a shrug of the shoulders.

[Ctrize]

"Old turkeys and old turkey hunters were meant to go one on one. "Not sure that is it exactly by Ben Rodgers Lee

[GobbleGitr]

"Get his (a gobbler's) attention then lay a heavy dose of silence on him"...Parker Whedon

[LRD]

I use this and tell my son this when they don't act the way that I want............"I hate turkeys.

[guesswho]

"A turkey has no where to go, and all day to get there." 

So don't be in no hurry.

[TRG3]

When I watch a turkey fly across a 50 yard wide river but then refuse to hop over a 3' wide creek, I have to remind myself that..."Turkeys will do what turkeys want to do".

[Yoder409]

"Turkeys are ignorant".

Me

[Cowboy]

My late Grandpa G.B. Hill use to say " You got to hunt em where they're at !! " 

[eggshell]

My old favorite of my own is:

"They are vial and evil creatures and deserve to die!"

I'll borrow one from Troy on Swamp people:

Joot em Lizbet, joot him....fill in the blank instead of Lizbet

[Rapscallion Vermilion]

"Learn to see with your ears"  - Preston Pittman (I think)

"If the turkey doesn't show, then he doesn't show; you can't do anything about it by fidgeting around" - Kenny Morgan

"Don't call a turkey unless you are already in a spot to kill him from"   

[dejake]

After a miss: "and don't come back"

[Sir-diealot]

"Learn to see with your ears"  - Preston Pittman (I think)

This one really stands out to me because with the exceptions of woodchucks I have never shot an animal that I did not hear first. (I do not have the best eyesight)

[idgobble]

This applies to whatever you're hunting;  "First of all, you have to hunt where the turkeys are. "