Advice please, I don't know what to do.....

[woodsman1977]

"I've never written about my personal problems on here, but I really need the advice of the forum members..... Advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. I've picked up on all of the usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up,.... my wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. I started to begin to think that maybe she wasn't getting out of a taxi? She's very secretive with her cell phone(which just started a few months ago), and goes to great lengths to keep it with her at all times. I know she does this in fear that I may get into it and see who she's been talking to.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife because I love her and I think that deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth. However, last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her and find out the truth. I decided I was going to wait in my garage so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It wasn't long before headlights turned onto our street and as they got closer I could definitely see that she was with a "guy friend" from work. When close enough, his headlights flashed through the garage. As I hunkered down and hid, it was at that moment that I saw something I couldn't believe......The paint on the hen decoy I use is starting to crack and chip......... and there's only a couple weeks until Spring Gobbler season! Do you guys know where I can find some good paint to take care of this?"




I found this on another site and had to post it here......lol

[bowhunter84]

 

[Basser69]

 

[mnhunter]

haha thats great!

[archery1]

 

[mmusso]

 

[trkehunr93]

  ....................... ................... !!!!

[CASH]

Crap, I've read that two or three times before and still fell for it.

[KS_Strutter]

Thanks!    At first I was like "ummmm ok where is this going." I got to the end and about fell out of my chair! 

[PANYHunter]

   I've seen that before but it was something with golf clubs instead of a decoy. 

[doepee]

  Ive seen it before but it is still funny as heck

[surehuntsalot]

 

[chatterbox]

 

[Ruger M77]

HA HA!

[cannonball]

You got me...