100 mph Goat

[tomstopper]

This is an old joke and I posted it a long time ago but due to a friend's request for me to text it to him, I thought I would repost it again. I still find it funny every time I see it pop up. Hope you enjoy.

Two guys are hunting when they come across a deep hole.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom.
I wonder how deep it  is."

The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen
and see how long it takes to  hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission over here,
give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". 
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count  - one and two and three -
and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a
rustling in the brush behind  them. As they turn around they see a goat come
crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation,  jump
in head first.

While they are standing there looking  at each other, looking in the hole
and trying to figure out what  that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat
around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, " Funny you ask  'cause we just standing here a
minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a 100 miles
an hour and jumped  head first into this hole here!"

The old farmer said, "That couldn't be him, he was chained to a
transmission!"


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[Dr Juice]

Awesome

[Ozarks Hillbilly]

Good one, hardest I've laughed in a long time. Thank you for that!

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[daddyduke]

That's funny.

[ddturkeyhunter]

I know I will be passing it along. Thanks

[crow]

Thats a good one 

[Turkeyslayer7]

That is great lol. Screenshot it so I wouldn't forget it


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[Swather]

I point you to the indelible Mr. Jerry Clower, the foremost teller of the joke, The Big Red Goat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2lqaSMyZ8

[RutnNStrutn]

    

[kyturkeyhunter4]

 

[Deputy 14]

 

[kdfester]

Jerry Clower was a master.  If you have never heard of him, please look him up.

[bobk]

Jeff Clower on youtube is some funny stuff.

[captpete]

I point you to the indelible Mr. Jerry Clower, the foremost teller of the joke, The Big Red Goat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2lqaSMyZ8

Thanks for the link. I sat and watched youtube videos of him for almost 2 hours last night...great stuff!!!!!