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Construction Joke

Started by tomstopper, January 21, 2019, 05:12:26 AM

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tomstopper

Wife sent this joke to me and I thought some of you on here that do construction might like it.

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."

The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."

The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the butt with a baseball bat, CRACK... and then sends him into the bathroom.

He comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great. What should I do to prevent constipation in the future?"

The doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags!"