Spring gobbler hunters most dreaded question to answer

[Brian Fahs]

I'll start.
Where?

[Gobble!]

That a jake or long beard gobble?
Some are easy others I can't tell a difference.

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(Wife) Honey I know its turkey season but would you mind staying home to do some chores today?

(me) Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Brian Fahs]

(Wife) Honey I know its turkey season but would you mind staying home to do some chores today?

(me) Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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After 30 years of marriage my wife is finding reasons for me to go hunting. When I do come home early she asks if I could go hunt another state for a while...... Ok honey!

[daddyduke]

Where did he go?

[Uncle Nicky]

Did you know you were hunting on posted land?

[snapper1982]

Did you know you were hunting on posted land?

Of course I did. I have life time permission from Mr. P.O. Sted.

[Gobspur]

Shoot...where's my TP?

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[guesswho]

Do you want me to bring my decoys?

[3bailey3]

After I have been off a few weeks from work and everyone ask how many you get...and I have to say none!

[daddyduke]

How did you miss him that close?

[Rapscallion Vermilion]

Where's your gun case?

[MK M GOBL]

(Public Land Scouting) You been seeing/hearing any birds?

I guess most must think I'm blind, deaf and mute 

MK M GOBL

[richard black]

Hey, where did I lay my call down?

[Rio Fan]

Do you want me to bring my decoys?

Only if it's your BodonkaDeke!