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Started by Happy, February 12, 2018, 09:44:38 PM

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Quote from: Yoder409 on February 25, 2018, 05:48:40 PM
Do your cousins work on the railroad ??
You said a key word there. Work. And that is a negative

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Yoder409

Actually..............................that is a positive.

Look at how much money they save by not having to buy alarm clocks, lunch boxes, work clothes......................
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Well I give you credit for always looking at the positives.

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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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Happy

What do Amish women want?

Two mennonite.

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But,  if a bullfrog had wings, he wouldn't whomp his little green butt every time he jumped.
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Quote from: Happy on February 25, 2018, 09:14:45 PM
What do Amish women want?

They just wanna drive their husbands buggy.
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The good Lord ain't made a gobbler I can't kill.  I just gotta be there at the right time.....  on the day he wants to die.

Happy

Quote from: Yoder409 on February 25, 2018, 09:20:50 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 25, 2018, 09:14:45 PM
What do Amish women want?

They just wanna drive their husbands buggy.
Did you ever see the emergency brake for those? It a small diameter rope tied to the horses gonads.

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Quote from: Happy on February 25, 2018, 09:23:18 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 25, 2018, 09:20:50 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 25, 2018, 09:14:45 PM
What do Amish women want?

They just wanna drive their husbands buggy.
Did you ever see the emergency brake for those? It a small diameter rope tied to the horses gonads.

As opposed to the accelerator, which is a dash-mounted rubber band gun AIMED at the horse's gonads
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The good Lord ain't made a gobbler I can't kill.  I just gotta be there at the right time.....  on the day he wants to die.

Yoder409

And BTW.........the gonad rope is the regular brake. 

The emergency brake is the .22 rifle behind the seat..............which also doubles as an equine first aid kit.
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Quote from: Yoder409 on February 25, 2018, 09:28:03 PM
And BTW.........the gonad rope is the regular brake. 

The emergency brake is the .22 rifle behind the seat..............which also doubles as an equine first aid kit.
That's good right there.

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