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Started by Happy, February 12, 2018, 09:44:38 PM

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Yoder409

The other day, I saw a guy carrying a high dollar bag of dogfood out of Petco.  The bag had pictures on it of what was inside.   One of the pictures was peas.

My kids' Rott, Wally, would eat an onion or the sidewall off of a tractor tire.   My wife gave him the leftovers from this super chicken and pasta dish she makes.   It has peas in it.   5 minutes later the bottom of his bowl shined like my truck bumper save for all the licked off, green peas he left...........
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Quote from: Happy on February 22, 2018, 06:30:20 AM
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And why are two guys battling for a purse anyway?
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Happy


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Quote from: Yoder409 on February 22, 2018, 09:27:12 PM
The other day, I saw a guy carrying a high dollar bag of dogfood out of Petco.  The bag had pictures on it of what was inside.   One of the pictures was peas.

My kids' Rott, Wally, would eat an onion or the sidewall off of a tractor tire.   My wife gave him the leftovers from this super chicken and pasta dish she makes.   It has peas in it.   5 minutes later the bottom of his bowl shined like my truck bumper save for all the licked off, green peas he left...........
One of my wife's friends has a dog that won't touch a McDonald's hamburger. Any other meat don't stand a chance.

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February 22 and it's 83 degrees in Georgia.

I broke down and turned on the AC.

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Quote from: Happy on February 22, 2018, 09:33:26 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 22, 2018, 09:27:12 PM
The other day, I saw a guy carrying a high dollar bag of dogfood out of Petco.  The bag had pictures on it of what was inside.   One of the pictures was peas.

My kids' Rott, Wally, would eat an onion or the sidewall off of a tractor tire.   My wife gave him the leftovers from this super chicken and pasta dish she makes.   It has peas in it.   5 minutes later the bottom of his bowl shined like my truck bumper save for all the licked off, green peas he left...........
One of my wife's friends has a dog that won't touch a McDonald's hamburger. Any other meat don't stand a chance.
Smart dog.He don't like feral donkey!

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Yoder409

Quote from: BottomLand54 on February 22, 2018, 10:11:19 PM
whats best for hemroids?

It ain't jalapenos...........

Carve that one in stone.
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The good Lord ain't made a gobbler I can't kill.  I just gotta be there at the right time.....  on the day he wants to die.

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Quote from: BottomLand54 on February 22, 2018, 10:11:19 PM
whats best for hemroids?
Just store your toilet paper in the freezer.
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Quote from: BottomLand54 on February 22, 2018, 10:11:19 PM
whats best for hemroids?
It depends on if your trying to get them or get rid of them.   
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Anybody remember where that derailing thread went???

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Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength. Arnold Schwarzenegger

John Koenig:
"It's better to live as your own man, than as a fool in someone else's dream."

Happy

It's around here somewhere. Somehow I think my cousins got involved

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Yoder409

Do your cousins work on the railroad ??
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The good Lord ain't made a gobbler I can't kill.  I just gotta be there at the right time.....  on the day he wants to die.

Yoder409

............................all the live-long day ??
PA elitist since 1979

The good Lord ain't made a gobbler I can't kill.  I just gotta be there at the right time.....  on the day he wants to die.