Let's play a new game

[KYFrid]

I reach into my newly acquired freak nasty vest and pull out some wire cutters (as much as Waddy trespasses i knew he had some) and cut the fence to make it easier to step across.


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[perrytrails]

That first 200 yards past the property line is the grey area. Into the grey area I go...

It's safe to say I wasn't sure where the line was, even if you crossed or cut the fence.

[Spitten and drummen]

I hear someone clear their throat , and hear " hey boy , this here is private land". out from behind some trees step two bigger than average men , wearing overalls and sporting long scraggly beards.

[SteelerFan]

They motion towards a fallen tree and mumble something about me squeeling like a hen??

[taylorjones20]

It's at this moment that I wish I would've just counted my losses on a horrible turkey hunt and went home.

[TRG3]

As I turn to retrace my steps back to the public ground, a herd of snorting bulls have responded to the buritto challenge I've been flatulating, have moved between me and the fence, and are increasing their pace as they come toward me!

[Greg Massey]

Now crap, i'm going to have to swim the lake to get away from all these bulls. I sure hope my new freaky nasty turkey vest is waterproof. With my gun on my back and loaded with Federal HW 7 I new i was still in the hunt for that gobbler. Listen can you hear him gobbling which direction did he gobble ?

[taylorjones20]

Yep, he's still on the same ridge that he's been on since he flew down this morning.  If I could only see him I would fan him in!

[KYFrid]

I quickly formulate a plan and dive into the lake. Using the freak nasty vest as my raft. And the funky chicken as my ore. "Aren't these products the best" I think to myself.


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[Greg Massey]

As i made it across the lake and was trying to put the vest on i notice something was shaking inside the vest. O My Lord it was a big freaky nasty cotton mouth snake. I wonder if i can call him out with this magnum thunder turkey call ?

[Spitten and drummen]

i manage to throw the cotton mouth about 50 yards without getting bit , then I hear a load shout coming from a foot bridge 30 yards away " there he is"!!. its the same 2 guys. turned out if I would have walked 50 yards west , I would have saw the bridge , I swam 200yards and could have stayed dry and walked 100 and end up at the same place.

[perrytrails]

Wet, tired and frustrated I face these two angry men.

One says your about to get some freak nasty boy.

Little do they know I have the funky chicken ...

[taylorjones20]

I told them that I would give them this very special turkey vest and everything in it if they would just let me go after that gobbling turkey

[Greg Massey]

Little did they know i was lying about giving up my new special freak nasty turkey vest. See us hunter don't always tell the truth. No way i was giving up my vest, i've still not look in all the pockets. As i was getting ready to use the funny chicken like a hickory stick in the Walking Tall movie here comes that herd of bulls running across the bridge. Its was time for plan B .. see all of us turkey hunters have more than one plan of action.

[fallhnt]

So I thought, what would Obama do?