Let's play a new game

[taylorjones20]

I arrive back to the place where disaster struck only to find the kid in the blind playing games on my phone

[J.D. Shellnut]

All of a sudden waddell  appears from behind a tree. With a brand new string of catch phrases. A fist fight follows!!!

[Spitten and drummen]

the gobblers hear the ruckus and are firing off un controllably , they must think that the hens are really throwing down.

[Greg Massey]

Sounds like all of them are rolling down the opposite side of the ridge. Why am i on the wrong side again. This is a loosing fight.

[perrytrails]

Just then I get a text from my buddy, two birds are strutting in the field next to his house

[KYFrid]

By that time Waddell gets up beaten and bloody from the whooping he just got.


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[wvmntnhick]

He offers a ride to the new location but I decline as I can't seem to bring myself to jump into the decal covered motor machine.

[SteelerFan]

I look him in the eye, and give him my best Chris Brackett "BOOYAH!" and head to my buddy's house to check out the strutters in the field.

[wvmntnhick]

I rush over there only to find out that they'd moved on and are no longer gobbling at all.

[Greg Massey]

As i'm coming to my feet from that big ruckus and feeling like i was in a UFC fight. I grab my stuff and was headed back across the field and notice i was wearing a funny turkey vest with all these flextone game calls. Why does this vest say Freak Nasty ?

[Spitten and drummen]

Ooooh no. My belly is churning again. I won the brawl but my left eye is swollen shut.

[Greg Massey]

I hope Waddell left some toilet paper somewhere in the Freak Nasty vest. Man my eye is really swollen and my rear is feeling raw. What kind of jake decoy is this it looks like my crap.

[JK Spurs]

It's quitting time so I head back to the truck only to find one of my tires flat.

[Greg Massey]

O no...the spare is flat, as i'm walking out i hear a turkey gobble should i try and roost him ?

[Chilly]

He is on some land that I know I'm not supposed to be on, but what the heck, this day can't get much worse!