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[Spitten and drummen]

Woah!! While was whittling on the stick , a few squeaks came out and a bird double gobbled around a 100 yards.

[Greg Massey]

Dropping the stick and my old hickory pocket knife in all of the excitement, i headed for that gobbler. Listen he just gobble again. Did you hear him? Man he's sounding off like he wants to make love.

[Izzyjoe]

In all this excitement I forgot to put the truck in park, and it roll off the hill smashing into a huge oak tree, and by the way a 30lb gobbler was roosting in it!

[Greg Massey]

Should i put a decoy out or just wait for him to fly off the roost? Looks like i just mess up my yeti licence plate on this big oak tree and they said this yeti stuff is wildly stronger and grizzlies proof.

[Spitten and drummen]

Uh oh. Conservation officer just pulled in and he is frowning about the damage my truck did to the tree.

[Greg Massey]

I told the conservation officer you need to stop and look up in the tree just about that time the big gobbler did a double gobble and as i turn back around the officer was pulling out a 10 gauge remington shotgun and it had this high power spotting scope. Man this gun was called freak nasty number 2. What am i going to do ?

[Spitten and drummen]

I put my hands on my head and calmly explained what happened.  It was a honest mistake but he was angry , ranting on and on about me having to pay for the tree. Then automatic weapon fire came from up the road , he told me to stay put and he left with haste to go check it out. After his truck got out of sight , I figured I better call it a day. I sped home , thinking where I would start day 3.

[JK Spurs]

As I sat at home pondering, I cracked open a couple cold ones and had me a big fat cigar.

[Greg Massey]

Relaxing in my chair drink a cold one i start thinking about hunting strategies and how i'm going to hunt tomorrow. I think tomorrow i'm going to use clucking sounds, purrs, and a hen yelp. I have another secret weapon in my bag of tricks a squealing hen. I know this will get that big gobbler all fire up in the morning he will think it's breeding season for sure. Looking across the room i see old Blue is sleeping and the wife is in her chair snoring. Man i wish i could sleep like them during turkey season i'm just to excited.

[Spitten and drummen]

My phone rings and I answer it. It's my brother in law bubba. He wants me to go to a piece of private land he has permission to hunt. It's a 100 acres between walmart and a high school bordered by the interstate.  Says he has been hearing 18 different birds. I say ok and he is set to pick me up at 4am for the 20min. Ride downtown.

[SteelerFan]

At 4:45 my brother-in-law rolls into the driveway; all bleary-eyed, disheveled, and smelling like the floor of the men's room from the local tavern.

[Greg Massey]

After talking to Bubba, i'm think what gun any i going to use. I have this special made Yildiz 410 with night sights. You know hunting that close to Walmart we could stop at Lowe's and grab a few 2 x 4"s and i have that old army camo netting we could build a blind at the end of the field before daylight. You know i hope Bubba really did hear a bunch of turkeys and it wasn't someone in sporting good trying to find someone to check them out with a primos box call and a red wolf gobble tube.

[Spitten and drummen]

Pull up and running late as usual. Bubba still smells like a brewery but he manages to stay awake. Step out of the truck , boy it's bright with all these city lights.

[SteelerFan]

I asked Bubba who owns this property and gave him permission to hunt, and Bubba tells me he has no idea who actually owns it - but "ain't nobody done said we COULDN'T hunt here!"...

[wvmntnhick]

Besides, his girlfriend's daddy said it'd be alright and that was all the permission we needed.