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Sex or Hunt??

Started by Hawkfarm, April 01, 2011, 08:03:06 AM

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BrowningGuy88

It just kinda worked out that way, but the funny thing is  ---  she killed a deer that morning and I had to clean it before the wedding.

chatterbox

Hunt. I have a better chance of scoring.

TnTurk

If I wake up in the morning and it's pouring down rain and the wind is blowing I already know I have a lot better chance with the turkeys than with the wife. I'm a going huntin.    :fud:

spitndrum

I'm going to the woods! :happy0064:

renegade19

Wife says I can do both as long as I don't wake her up!!!!  I need to kill out early, my anniversary is the 3rd day of Illinois' first season.

hookedspur

Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.
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derek

Quote from: MDbowman on April 01, 2011, 01:02:44 PM
Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.

Haha  Set the alarm 5 min early and you are good!!

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stinkpickle

Quote from: derek on April 01, 2011, 06:02:08 PM
Quote from: MDbowman on April 01, 2011, 01:02:44 PM
Quote from: Crutch on April 01, 2011, 10:54:36 AM
Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.

Haha  Set the alarm 5 min early and you are good!!

Things you don't want to read your father say on the internet  :help:

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Fullfan

Quote from: Hognutz on April 01, 2011, 10:02:09 AM
Sex or hunt? That would depend on who I was having sex with, and where my wife was while I was having it..Mike :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :you_rock:

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boggszilla

hawkfarm, we need some sweet turkey pics.lets see a few!! :z-guntootsmiley:

Ol'Mossy

Even some gobblers have it rough


Mailman

Just take her in the woods with you. IF I say IF you do everything right you could have a squeeling hen call!
One Shot One Kill

lmbhngr

Oppotunities for sex are slim to none the longer you`re married. Take it while you can get it. Chances are pretty good for lonely mid-morning gobblers anyway.

unclerick

For me it is hunt,,,one mourning in the turkey woods as the birds were gobbling, my brother looked at me with the most sincere look and serious tone said to me and I quote "if my wife offered me sex to stay home this mourning, I would have turned her down".  Nuff said...
Before all else fails,talk to Jesus


RutnNStrutn

Quote from: Trevor2 on April 01, 2011, 09:12:37 AM
It's opening day that shouldnt even been a question!!!!!!!!!!!!! :turkey2:
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