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Sex or Hunt??

Started by Hawkfarm, April 01, 2011, 08:03:06 AM

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Hawkfarm

It's opening morning today.  She doesn't gobble, her beard is much shorter and lighter than I hope for, and her mother threw out her spurs years ago with her holster and toy gun, so I guess it's hunt.   She made that easy. 

Trevor2

It's opening day that shouldnt even been a question!!!!!!!!!!!!! :turkey2:
Strutstopper

Huntdux


Hognutz

#3
Sex or hunt? That would depend on who I was having sex with, and where my wife was while I was having it..Mike :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :you_rock:
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


Basser69

Quote from: Hognutz on April 01, 2011, 10:02:09 AM
Sex or hunt? That would depend on who I was having sex with, and where my wife was while I was having it..Mike :you_rock:

  :icon_thumright::TooFunny: :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:



hobbes

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA..........I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that!

This thread may vanish, but...........  I think Huntdux is onto something.

stinkpickle

Depends...do I still get to wear camo and snake boots???

Hognutz

Quote from: stinkpickle on April 01, 2011, 10:37:39 AM
Depends...do I still get to wear camo and snake boots???
Now that's funny, right there.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


Crutch

Whats another 2 minutes going to matter, go for it.
Let everything that hath breath praise the Lord
:gobble: :gobble:

Scout24

You can have sex almost 365 days a year, how many days can you turkey hunt? Get your priorities right, guy! Or, can you remember almost every gobbler (and every spot you've killed them), bet you can't remember the other! That will tell you what you value more.

drum817

"Freedom Has Never Been Free"


harvester

Take your wife and do both. What do you pop-up blinds are for.  :icon_thumright: It sure beats just settin there waiting on a bird to gobble. Might as well pass the time. :icon_thumright:

BrowningGuy88

We got married opening day of deer season --- turkey season is still mine!!!

mudhen

Was their a question somewhere in there?

mudhen
"Lighten' up Francis"  Sgt Hulka

Beretta686

Married 22 years, will hunt on any day that it is not storming. When you get up at 4am every morning, you get to bed earlier every night. Anything else is planned for the down pour days. LOL
Official "Hippie" had my hip replaced August 2005