Anyone ever see a "D*mn turkeys!" ball cap?

[daveco]

It has fake turkey droppings on the bill.  I saw one in a West Virginia truck stop, on my way to the Cranberry Wilderness to turkey hunt in the spring of 1987 or 1988.  I almost bought it, but changed my mind; I wish now I had purchased it, because I have never seen one, since then.

[Snoodsniper]

I've seen one that said seagulls.