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Since 1955 (JOKE)

Started by tomstopper, March 22, 2015, 09:02:50 AM

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tomstopper

NO LOVE SINCE 1955

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no
shortage of young,  idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major and asked, 'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be  a very Serious man.
Is something bothering you?'

'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'


The
young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
''It looks like you have seen a lot of action?''   

''Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'   

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,
said,  'You know, you should lighten up a little.
Relax and enjoy yourself.' 

The  Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. 


Finally the young lady said, 'You  know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had any lovings?' ' 

'1955,' he replied.

'Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious.
You really need to chill out.  I mean, no lovings since 1955!   

She took his hand and led him to a private room where she
proceeded to love him several times. 

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.'

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at
his watch,  'I hope not; it's only 2130 now.'


(Gotta love military time)   


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