A cowboys deed of merit

[Gooserbat]

 A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.   

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.

"On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming , I came upon a gang of  bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't  listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the snot out of all of you!"   

Saint Peter was impressed, "When did  this happen?"   

"Couple of minutes ago."

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