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A Nudest-Tree Huger and the Doc.

Started by Gooserbat, March 10, 2014, 01:11:10 PM

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Gooserbat

March 10, 2014, 01:11:10 PM
A nudest woman from San Francisco who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.

And I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.
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One of my personal current interests is nest predators and how a majority of hunters, where legal bait to the extent of chumming coons.  However once they get the predators concentrated they don't control them.

Bigspurs68

#1
March 10, 2014, 01:36:03 PM
Getcha some of that
Momma said "Kill that turkey"

Hognutz

#2
March 10, 2014, 02:22:54 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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captin_hook

#3
March 10, 2014, 02:45:53 PM
 :TooFunny:

tomstopper

#4
March 10, 2014, 02:49:10 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Frank G

#5
March 10, 2014, 03:22:23 PM
Oh ya ..... :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Frank G  In Tennessee

SOILLHUNTING

#6
March 10, 2014, 03:29:48 PM
 :happy0064:  :TooFunny:

And there came a voice to him. Rise, Peter, kill and eat. - Acts 10:13

Mike Honcho

#7
March 10, 2014, 03:36:28 PM
Good one goose!

jblackburn

#8
March 10, 2014, 04:14:34 PM
I will be hunting Merriams up near Colville, I'll see if I can find here for you, Sam!  :OGturkeyhead:
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Genesis 27:3 - Now then, get your weapons—your quiver and bow—and go out to the open country to hunt some wild game for me.

Gooserbat

#9
March 10, 2014, 04:16:07 PM
Quote from: jblackburn on March 10, 2014, 04:14:34 PM
I will be hunting Merriams up near Colville, I'll see if I can find here for you, Sam!  :OGturkeyhead:

Nope I'm sticking to ugly blonds in Perkins Restaurant coolers...
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One of my personal current interests is nest predators and how a majority of hunters, where legal bait to the extent of chumming coons.  However once they get the predators concentrated they don't control them.

jblackburn

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March 10, 2014, 04:17:47 PM
Quote from: Gooserbat on March 10, 2014, 04:16:07 PM
Quote from: jblackburn on March 10, 2014, 04:14:34 PM
I will be hunting Merriams up near Colville, I'll see if I can find here for you, Sam!  :OGturkeyhead:

Nope I'm sticking to ugly blonds in Perkins Restaurant coolers...

She wanted you for her baby daddy!
Gooserbat Games Calls Staff Member

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Genesis 27:3 - Now then, get your weapons—your quiver and bow—and go out to the open country to hunt some wild game for me.

Gooserbat

#11
March 10, 2014, 04:22:33 PM
We should have just give her the nursing home Casanova.  That's still the funniest thing to ever happen to me on a hunting trip.
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One of my personal current interests is nest predators and how a majority of hunters, where legal bait to the extent of chumming coons.  However once they get the predators concentrated they don't control them.

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March 10, 2014, 04:25:29 PM
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remmy1187

#13
March 10, 2014, 05:52:20 PM
GOOD Stuff!!! :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

RutnNStrutn

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March 10, 2014, 05:57:12 PM
 :lol: :icon_thumright: :happy0064: :TooFunny:
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