Chuck Norris Facts!!!

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Chuck Norris doesn't own a lawn mower......he dares his grass to grow!

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Water boils faster when Chuck Norris is watching it......

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Chuck Norris once struck lightning.......

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Ghosts sit around the campfire telling Chuck Norris stories.

[Eric Gregg]

This is the best one

[jblackburn]

 

[jblackburn]

His eyes will pierce your soul . . .

[eaglea1]

CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T JOIN FORUMS, FORUMS JOIN CHUCK NORRIS!

[bgbuck153]

TTT

[bgbuck153]

I'm going crazy waiting to hunt for some gobblers soooooo , please let's start this again to help me pass the time !

CROP CIRCLES ARE CHUCK NORRIS WAY OF TELLING THE WORLD THAT SOMETIMES CORN NEEDS TO LAY THE F*** DOWN !

CHUCK NORRIS IS 1/8TH CHEROKEE . THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANCESTRY , THE MAN ATE A F*****G INDIAN !

[cornfedkiller]

Not sure if these have been posted already- Sorry if they have been..

Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....twice.

[bawana]

Chuck Norris just round house kicked me repeatedly until I posted my banner !   

Nope He would have only roundhouse kicked you once!

[gobblercop]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.  To bad he never cries.
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you.  If you can't see Chuck Norris, you are only seconds away from death!