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Chuck Norris Facts!!!

Started by shootumindaface, February 06, 2011, 03:09:58 PM

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chatterbox

#90
February 15, 2012, 05:10:31 PM Last Edit: February 15, 2012, 09:49:39 PM by chatterbox
When Chuck squeezes coal, it turns to gold.










richieii

#91
February 15, 2012, 09:41:24 PM
Chuck Norris taught the Dos Equis man how to drink beer.

jblackburn

#92
February 15, 2012, 09:58:09 PM
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.  Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not have a chin, rather, behind the beard is another fist.

Chuck Norris can bring a woman to the big "O" by simply pointing his finger at her and saying "Booya"
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Genesis 27:3 - Now then, get your weapons—your quiver and bow—and go out to the open country to hunt some wild game for me.

turkey slayer

#93
February 15, 2012, 10:09:29 PM
Quote from: Bonjour on February 14, 2012, 11:34:15 PM
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked my phone and all my contacts died.
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: I like this one!!

TalksToTurkeys

#94
February 15, 2012, 11:40:14 PM
Quote from: turkey slayer on February 15, 2012, 10:09:29 PM
Quote from: Bonjour on February 14, 2012, 11:34:15 PM
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked my phone and all my contacts died.
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: I like this one!!

:TooFunny:

Chuck Norris is so fast the earth needs time to catch up.
Now we have a Leap Year.     :z-dizzy:

MarkJM

#95
February 16, 2012, 12:01:04 AM
Chuck norris drowned a fish..
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Rockhound

#96
February 16, 2012, 10:51:06 AM
Chuck norris went to the virgin islands.... when he left they where just called the islands
:TooFunny:

jblackburn

#97
February 16, 2012, 11:11:59 AM
Chuck Norris invented the hamburger by kicking a cow through a chain-link fence

Chuck Norris can eat water.
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Genesis 27:3 - Now then, get your weapons—your quiver and bow—and go out to the open country to hunt some wild game for me.

bgbuck153

#98
February 16, 2012, 11:46:20 AM
I cannot get enough of this ! :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Basin_hunter

#99
February 16, 2012, 12:12:19 PM
Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
In fall we rut, in spring we strut

CASH

#100
February 16, 2012, 12:31:48 PM
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

Basin_hunter

#101
February 16, 2012, 12:37:41 PM
Chuck Norris ordered a big mac at Burger king and got one.
In fall we rut, in spring we strut

stone road turkey calls

#102
February 16, 2012, 02:34:55 PM
chuck norris is a moron, he looks like emitt the clown.
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HogBiologist

#103
February 16, 2012, 02:56:49 PM
Unlike LSU, Chuck Norris can get across the 50 yard line.
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jblackburn

#104
February 16, 2012, 03:16:31 PM
Quote from: LaBiologist on February 16, 2012, 02:56:49 PM
Unlike LSU, Chuck Norris can get across the 50 yard line.

:z-winnersmiley:
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Genesis 27:3 - Now then, get your weapons—your quiver and bow—and go out to the open country to hunt some wild game for me.
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