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Chuck Norris Facts!!!

Started by shootumindaface, February 06, 2011, 03:09:58 PM

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Eric Gregg

#75
February 14, 2012, 11:10:12 PM
Chuck Norris's beard is made of granite.

handcannon

#76
February 14, 2012, 11:20:47 PM
It should be, as old as he is.

Bonjour

#77
February 14, 2012, 11:34:15 PM
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked my phone and all my contacts died.

CASH

#78
February 15, 2012, 12:51:16 AM
Quote from: handcannon on February 14, 2012, 10:58:06 PM
CASH, I cant believe you dug this back up. Then again, if anyone would do it, that'd be you. You aint right!

:you_rock: :z-guntootsmiley: :you_rock: :z-guntootsmiley:

Quote from: Hardcore on February 14, 2012, 11:00:51 PM
Quote from: handcannon on February 14, 2012, 10:58:06 PM
CASH, I cant believe you dug this back up. Then again, if anyone would do it, that'd be you. You aint right!

I agree with you Travis....but you gotta give him some love.

For the record, I meant Chuck, not C.A.S.H.     :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

HC

A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

CASH

#79
February 15, 2012, 07:30:41 AM
Chuck TTT
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

CASH

#80
February 15, 2012, 07:53:43 AM
Long live Chuck Norris!!

A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

stone road turkey calls

#81
February 15, 2012, 09:00:35 AM
 :TrainWreck1:
:TrainWreck1:
Stone Road Turkey Calls / Gary Taylor
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Eric Gregg

#82
February 15, 2012, 09:10:20 AM
 :TrainWreck1: is what it feels like to be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris

CASH

#83
February 15, 2012, 11:58:49 AM
Ttt
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

Eric Gregg

#84
February 15, 2012, 12:53:57 PM
Ok, my last one.......I promise

Chuch Norris can get 300 TSS #9's in a 10" circle at 50 yds by putting them in his mouth and spitting.

drenalinld

#85
February 15, 2012, 01:06:06 PM
Chuck can answer Guesswo's questions!

Basin_hunter

#86
February 15, 2012, 01:23:29 PM
In the early 70's Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger got into a fight. With just one round house kick to the face, Arnold hasn't talked the same ever since.

When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, run.

Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
In fall we rut, in spring we strut

chatterbox

#87
February 15, 2012, 04:27:32 PM
When Chuck goes fishing. He doesn't need a fishing pole. The fish just jump into the cooler.

FANMAN

#88
February 15, 2012, 04:34:54 PM
Quote from: drenalinld on February 15, 2012, 01:06:06 PM
Chuck can answer Guesswo's questions!

Ladies and Gentlemen ,  :z-winnersmiley:

Hognutz

#89
February 15, 2012, 04:54:57 PM
Quote from: drenalinld on February 15, 2012, 01:06:06 PM
Chuck can answer Guesswo's questions!

That is a winner, alright.. :z-winnersmiley:  Well done,drenalinld!!
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