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Chuck Norris Facts!!!

Started by shootumindaface, February 06, 2011, 03:09:58 PM

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jblackburn

#105
February 16, 2012, 06:22:47 PM
Stole this from facebook.
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CASH

#106
February 16, 2012, 06:26:07 PM
Quote from: LaBiologist on February 16, 2012, 02:56:49 PM
Unlike LSU, Chuck Norris can get across the 50 yard line.

:TooFunny: :TooFunny:
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

CASH

#107
February 17, 2012, 07:20:45 AM
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

chatterbox

#108
February 17, 2012, 07:52:10 AM
If you stare at the American Flag long enough, a 3-D image of Chuck Norris appears.

turkeywhisperer

#109
February 17, 2012, 03:34:22 PM
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.

Chuck Norris died 11 years ago.. its just that death is afraid to tell him. 

Hognutz

#110
February 17, 2012, 03:59:53 PM
                                         

May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

HARDCORE

#112
February 17, 2012, 08:44:23 PM
Quote from: Hognutz on February 17, 2012, 03:59:53 PM
                                         



Good stuff!

HC

chatterbox

#113
February 18, 2012, 05:28:33 AM
Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls. Crushed.

HARDCORE

#114
February 20, 2012, 09:37:54 PM
"The most interesting man in the world", may be just that ..... but, he's not or never will be Chuck Norris!  :smiley-char092:

HC

jarbo03

#115
February 20, 2012, 11:58:24 PM
Chuck Norris does not do pushups, he pushes the earth down.

remmy1187

#116
February 21, 2012, 09:36:22 AM
Chuck Norris for president  :you_rock:

HARDCORE

#117
February 21, 2012, 06:53:40 PM
Find Your Inner "Norris"

CLICK HERE



HC




Swamp

#118
February 22, 2012, 08:44:39 PM
there are no steroids in baseball simply players chuck Norris has breathed on

bgbuck153

#119
February 23, 2012, 09:22:52 PM
Chuck Norris just round house kicked me repeatedly until I posted my banner !   :newmascot:
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