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Started by Deputy 14, January 13, 2014, 09:33:19 PM
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Deputy 14
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Poker Face
January 13, 2014, 09:33:19 PM
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.' After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p..m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?' With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you $500?' Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.' Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player
WV Ridge Reaper
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January 13, 2014, 09:42:41 PM
Haha,good one!!
Sent from West By God Virginia.
Hognutz
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Re: Poker Face
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January 13, 2014, 09:48:31 PM
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
Gamblinman
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Re: Poker Face
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January 14, 2014, 02:00:02 AM
"I don't hunt turkeys because I want to. I hunt turkeys because I have to."
lonnie sneed jr.
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January 14, 2014, 12:22:59 PM
Gooserbat
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Re: Poker Face
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January 14, 2014, 01:00:50 PM
good one
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January 14, 2014, 02:55:40 PM
good one
tomstopper
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January 14, 2014, 08:00:29 PM
Awesome.....
owlhoot
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January 14, 2014, 08:04:32 PM
archery1
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Re: Poker Face
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February 06, 2014, 10:42:06 AM
Take a kid hunting
RutnNStrutn
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February 06, 2014, 09:24:47 PM
TrackeySauresRex
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February 06, 2014, 10:01:49 PM
"If You Call Them,They Will Come."
Ruger M77
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February 07, 2014, 05:22:10 PM
I eat therefore I hunt
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February 07, 2014, 11:58:38 PM
Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through Christ who strengthens
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#14
February 09, 2014, 07:51:13 PM
that is how it is done boys
it's not the harvest,it's the chase
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