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Blonde Ice Fishing

Started by Gamblinman, January 06, 2014, 10:13:17 PM

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Gamblinman

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject,
and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she headed for the ice.
After positioning her comfy camping stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice,
poured a cup of cappuccino from her thermos, and began to cut yet another hole.
Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice.
She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut the hole.
The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward! and said,
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied,
"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE SKATING RINK!"   
"I don't hunt turkeys because I want to. I hunt turkeys because I have to."

Drthorn


BowBendr


redarrow

The Zambonie should have been a clue. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

chatterbox


o2stk1


Hognutz

May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


Gooserbat

I think that was my sister-in-law.
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One of my personal current interests is nest predators and how a majority of hunters, where legal bait to the extent of chumming coons.  However once they get the predators concentrated they don't control them.

mckinzie


socalturkeyman

A shot not taken,is a shot missed!
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beagler

Never Misses

captin_hook


VA_Birdhunter

Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through Christ who strengthens

surehuntsalot

it's not the harvest,it's the chase