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Morning Sex.

Started by Hognutz, October 16, 2013, 10:59:24 AM

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Hognutz

Morning Sex..


She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to

me this very moment!"


My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the

kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" 

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."



May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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slamman

 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Don't feel too bad I almost got lucky this morning I asked and she said NO.  ;D

Hognutz

Quote from: slamman on October 16, 2013, 06:40:42 PM
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Don't feel too bad I almost got lucky this morning I asked and she said NO.  ;D

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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