Gynecologist Job Opening.

[Hognutz]

Gynecologist's Assistant Job Opening

A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read --

"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.

""The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."

"Good grief; is that where the job is?"

"No sir; that's where the end of the line is right now."

[RutnNStrutn]

Sign me up!!!

[stone road turkey calls]

 

[coyote1]

   A dream job for sure!

[bigbird]

 

[Onpoint]

I've always wanted to go to Montana

[captin_hook]

Blahahaha

[DirtNap647]

 

[troutfisher13111]

Haha! I use to live next to a gynecologist office, you wouldn't want to do any of those things to 95% of the women that walked into that place

[tomstopper]

 

[turkey_slayer]

Haha! I use to live next to a gynecologist office, you wouldn't want to do any of those things to 95% of the women that walked into that place

Exactly! It isn't like there all models that walk in lol

[catdaddy]

Mike--the joke is a good one--but the title of the joke made me laugh as well.

[Hognutz]

Mike--the joke is a good one--but the title of the joke made me laugh as well.

I never realized what I had typed, Tom. Now that you brought it up, it is perfect!! Not planned in any way, shape or form.. Even a blind beaver gets a twig, now and then!! (Or something like that)... 

[lightsoutcalls]

Be careful what you wish for...

[Onpoint]

Be careful what you wish for...

My luck, she'd be my first patient