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My Coworker Got His First Turkey

Started by CASH, April 09, 2013, 03:03:42 PM

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CASH

April 09, 2013, 03:03:42 PM
At 65 MPH


A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

catdaddy

#1
April 09, 2013, 03:16:26 PM
Dang it man!! Bet that left a mark!

CASH

#2
April 09, 2013, 03:27:29 PM
Quote from: catdaddy on April 09, 2013, 03:16:26 PM
Dang it man!! Bet that left a mark!

Yeah, he said it left a mark. In his shorts.
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

guesswho

#3
April 09, 2013, 03:41:04 PM
Must have been one of those birds that hadn't been educated yet.
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Hognutz

#4
April 09, 2013, 04:22:46 PM
Ouch!! Smack-Down by the Big Mack Daddy!!
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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slamman

#5
April 09, 2013, 06:34:05 PM
hen or gobbler.  close to a cemetery, those darn birds like hanging out at cemeteries.

tomstopper

#6
April 09, 2013, 06:38:16 PM
Quote from: CASH on April 09, 2013, 03:27:29 PM
Quote from: catdaddy on April 09, 2013, 03:16:26 PM
Dang it man!! Bet that left a mark!

Yeah, he said it left a mark. In his shorts.
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

CASH

#7
April 09, 2013, 06:47:32 PM
Quote from: slamman on April 09, 2013, 06:34:05 PM
hen or gobbler.  close to a cemetery, those darn birds like hanging out at cemeteries.

A Jake on the side of a 4 lane US Hwy in the sticks. It flew left when it should have flown right
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

Dbrnmllr

#8
April 09, 2013, 07:12:04 PM
Ouch, a windshield, a sun visor, and a pair of pants.

DirtNap647

#9
April 09, 2013, 07:18:58 PM
ouch!

T-town

#10
April 09, 2013, 07:23:40 PM
Dude, I thought Mike had gotten one solo and you didn't call me.

Old Gobbler

#11
April 09, 2013, 08:49:56 PM
According to Alabama regulations he can take 4 more this season
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