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"SURVIVOR" TEXAS STYLE

Started by S.C.C, March 07, 2011, 06:15:30 PM

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S.C.C

entitled, "Survivor¦ Texas-Style."

The 9 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, and over to Houston then down to Brownsville.

They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso,  Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.  From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm a Democrat,"

"I love the Dixie Chicks,"

"Only Sissies Eat Beef,"

"I Voted for Obama,"

"George Strait Sucks,"

"Hillary in 2012" and...

"I'm here to register your guns."


The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
God Bless Texas !!!!

Jourdan_D

I think they would make it about a mile or so.......... :z-guntootsmiley: :fud: :fud: :fud:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :happy0064: :happy0064:

CASH

#2
 :TooFunny: I'd love to see that. Don't mess with Texas!
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

turkey slayer

I think the only state they would make it through would be california! :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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socalturkeyman

Quote from: turkey slayer on March 07, 2011, 07:55:28 PM
I think the only state they would make it through would be california! :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Unless they had to drive through the Corona/Norco area lol. Dixie still flys aroun here!
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