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Your Honor.

Started by Hognutz, January 16, 2013, 06:56:07 PM

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Hognutz

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from
bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman..

She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her defense.
"Your Honor," she began coolly, "I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly."

May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


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Apologizing:  does not always mean you are wrong and the other person is right. 
It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.

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