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The first what......? (funny)

Started by BowBendr, August 27, 2012, 08:36:20 PM

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BowBendr

Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox baseball game. Sitting in the first row with the Secret Service seated directly behind them, one of the Secret Service agents leans forward and says something to the president.
Barack stares at the agent, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head.
The agent then says "Mr. President, it was a request from the team owner who is a big campaign contributor ... and the fans will love it!"
So, Barack shrugs and says "well, if it will help my poll numbers".
He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field.
She gets up kicking, screaming & swearing.
The crowd goes wild; cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.
Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says "You were right, I would have never believed that!"
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what was wrong.
The agent replies "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!

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