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Started by redarrow, August 19, 2012, 01:47:51 PM
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$50 Lesson.
August 19, 2012, 01:47:51 PM
The $50 Lesson
Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my
neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During
our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be
when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her
parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were
President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied... "I'd give
food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride!
"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're
President to do that!" I told her. "What do you mean?" she replied. So I told
her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my
hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where
the homeless guy hangs out and give him the $50 to use toward food and a new
house." She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and
you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her
parents aren't speaking to me anymore.
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August 19, 2012, 03:18:55 PM
Good one Red !
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August 19, 2012, 05:11:54 PM
Nice!!
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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August 19, 2012, 05:21:32 PM
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#4
August 19, 2012, 06:04:01 PM
Very Nice.....
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August 19, 2012, 07:02:33 PM
I hear ya
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#6
August 19, 2012, 08:09:46 PM
but, but, but he's not able. too much cheap wine.
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#7
August 19, 2012, 08:27:57 PM
Heard that!
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August 19, 2012, 08:55:43 PM
That's right.
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August 19, 2012, 09:05:17 PM
Haha, sweet.
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August 19, 2012, 11:27:44 PM
Truly awesome! You sir are a winner.
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August 20, 2012, 05:15:28 AM
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August 20, 2012, 09:20:57 AM
That's right.
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August 20, 2012, 12:52:26 PM
Amen brother
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August 21, 2012, 04:42:26 PM
There is usually a blue heeler riding shotgun with
him.Love
the 67-72 chevys!Wonder how many imports with graphics and led lights and motorcycle exaust he embarrases?
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