Joke (all in fun)

[Mailman]

A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist?  What in tarnation is a taxidermist?  Do you drive a taxi?"

"No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi.  I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys, he's one of us."

[hookedspur]

 

[HARDCORE]

I can see the truth in that.......I mean the humor. 

HC

[Flydown]

 

[TrackeySauresRex]

    

[pullit]

Hey I know that guy!

[drum817]

 

[HogBiologist]

duh, I dont get it.  WHy is that funny?  Dont we all mount animals.  Quiet down in there fluffy......BAAAAAA BAAAAA.

[joshua]

 

[turkey slayer]

 

[TURKEYWHACKER]

Tru dat   

[chatterbox]

I always knew you southern boys were ah, "special"

[moonman]

 

[Hognutz]

  :TooFunny:That's funny, right there..Mike

[willy8457]