Choking your turkey (not a joke)

[SinGin]

My daughter in her first year of collage has just informed me that it is impossible to kill a turkey by choking it. She said that she learned in Biology class today that they have little pores in their wings to help them breath. Do you think she's right or a bit crazy??? Sam

[Trevor2]

Not sure lol never tried that one, them wings and spurs would play hell trying to choke one lol, but you can choke a goose I know for a fact.

[turkey_slayer]

False. When I poke holes in their head to let more air in they end up dieing.

[redarrow]

Well I tell ya. I wish I had my first kill on video. My wife still laughs about it. I shot a gobbler and he was flopping around so  I grab its neck.It kicked me in the groin and down I went. I wound up with one knee on each wing,both legs in one hand and the other hand around that suckers neck .I choked the snot out of that rascal and he finally gave up the ghost.

[Hognutz]

Any input on choking your chicken??

[OLE RASPY]

Any input on choking your chicken??

[woodwzrd]

Well I tell ya. I wish I had my first kill on video. My wife still laughs about it. I shot a gobbler and he was flopping around so  I grab its neck.It kicked me in the groin and down I went. I wound up with one knee on each wing,both legs in one hand and the other hand around that suckers neck .I choked the snot out of that rascal and he finally gave up the ghost.

That is freakin hilarious. I would pay money to see that

[redarrow]

Any input on choking your chicken??

I guarantee you it wouldn't take 2 hands.

[cannonball]

Well I tell ya. I wish I had my first kill on video. My wife still laughs about it. I shot a gobbler and he was flopping around so  I grab its neck.It kicked me in the groin and down I went. I wound up with one knee on each wing,both legs in one hand and the other hand around that suckers neck .I choked the snot out of that rascal and he finally gave up the ghost.

Awesome story!

[flhuntress]

omg, y'all are bad!!! funny but bad!!!

and i'm going to have to say yes...you an choke a turkey to death.

[pullit]

Well I tell ya. I wish I had my first kill on video. My wife still laughs about it. I shot a gobbler and he was flopping around so  I grab its neck.It kicked me in the groin and down I went. I wound up with one knee on each wing,both legs in one hand and the other hand around that suckers neck .I choked the snot out of that rascal and he finally gave up the ghost.

I have tears in  my eyes form laughing so hard....

[Big Ugly]

Well I tell ya. I wish I had my first kill on video. My wife still laughs about it. I shot a gobbler and he was flopping around so  I grab its neck.It kicked me in the groin and down I went. I wound up with one knee on each wing,both legs in one hand and the other hand around that suckers neck .I choked the snot out of that rascal and he finally gave up the ghost.

Wow I have to wash the IPad after that story..".that was awesome.

On a side note I'm a noob but the first bird I shot was floppin and I stood on his neck.."and Im like 260 lbs. I'm not sure if it was the 5's to the face or he choked but I wasn't losing him.

[Mike Honcho]

After picking up a flopping tom with about 1 1/2" curved SHARP, spurs and getting my hand cut by the spurs, I use the standing on neck method.   I am 6' , 260lbs and it works well.   I still have the scar on my hand too.

[Reloader]

A big 10-4 Mike!  I had one laying still years ago, so I reached down and picked up his legs.  Needless to say I still carry the scar.  Had done it that way on piles of toms prior to that one, but learned a lesson.  I now will stand on their head if they are lively or grab them by the neck.

[Basser69]

Y'all got me in tears over this one