Jim's in trouble

[MouthCaller]

For Jim's 20 year wedding anniversary his wife decided to take a walk on the wild side and take her husband to the local gentlemens club. When they arrived the bouncer greeted them at the door "Jim! How's in going bro!" His wife gives him a ugly look and Jim quickly explains how he and the bouncer went to high school together. As they walk in the bartender hollers out "Hey Jim! you want the usual?" Jim once again had damamge control and explained how the bartender was in his bowling league. Everything goes well until Cindy walks by and says "Hey Jim you want to hear the weekly special?" Well Jim's wife furiously drags him out of the place and calls for a cab. They hop in the cab and the cabbie says "Whoa boy Jim you sure picked an ugly one this time!"

[chatterbox]

 

[surehuntsalot]

 

[VA_Birdhunter]

 

[redarrow]

OHH WEE Black eyes all around.

[cannonball]

 

[Hognutz]

Jim's in trouble!! 

[sippy cup]

 

[coyotetrpr]

wrong in many ways, but quite comical.

[nctrkyhntr]

 

[mnturkey]

Glad my name is not Jim

[archery1]

can't see jim getting outta this 1

[remmy1187]

Jim aint gettin any tonight!   

[stinkpickle]

 

[Gooserbat]

I wouldn't want to be Jim.