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$50 Lesson

Started by bird, February 23, 2011, 08:40:21 AM

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redarrow

#15
February 23, 2011, 11:06:00 AM
Quote from: knightrider on February 23, 2011, 10:28:55 AM
from the mouth of babes i love it :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
Me too.  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

TrackeySauresRex

#16
February 23, 2011, 11:47:03 AM
 :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an     :z-winnersmiley:
"If You Call Them,They Will Come."

CASH

#17
February 23, 2011, 11:51:13 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :emoticon-animal-005: :smiley-char092:
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

Muskie03

#18
February 23, 2011, 12:40:01 PM
I guess two wrongs(or in this case democrats) make a right. :TooFunny:
Muskie03 Taught Me A Lesson In 2011

If it eats I can catch it, if it bleeds I can kill it.

COPPERDOG

#19
February 23, 2011, 01:28:07 PM
 :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an

BigHooks

#20
February 23, 2011, 01:37:57 PM
As always Bird that was a good one........ :character0029:

Bonjour

#21
February 23, 2011, 01:41:40 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

TnTurk

#22
February 23, 2011, 02:34:56 PM
LOVE IT!!!!  :groupwave:

4nwtf

#23
February 23, 2011, 03:07:08 PM
 :TooFunny:

harvester

#24
February 23, 2011, 03:10:48 PM
Quote from: bird on February 23, 2011, 08:40:21 AM

I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President... what would be the first thing you would do? '

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed with pride.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. '

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? '

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'  :smiley-char092:

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.


:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

VA_Birdhunter

#25
February 23, 2011, 03:11:52 PM
 :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an NICE!!   :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through Christ who strengthens

joshua

#26
February 23, 2011, 03:13:07 PM
Good one.  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Turkeys are as smart as hunters make em and public land offers more classes.
George Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British, he shot them.

oatsj

#27
February 23, 2011, 03:15:13 PM
best yet :wav: :happy0064:

chatterbox

#28
February 23, 2011, 04:24:05 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

pittboss

#29
February 23, 2011, 04:29:33 PM Last Edit: February 23, 2011, 04:31:11 PM by pittboss
Well done bird..................  :happy0064: :happy0064: :happy0064:
Gobble Gobble Boom !!!!!
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