A Dads response

[Basser69]

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes
(he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

[tomstopper]

  Very Funny

[C_W]

 

[Turkey Trot]

Still funny.

BTW, it's easier to find the jokes if the poster will use "Joke:..." or "Humor:..." in the thread title.

[Hognutz]

  Polly want a cracker??

[nctrkyhntr]

 

[Gooserbat]

 

[remmy1187]

 

[TrackeySauresRex]

    

[savduck]

 

[Ol'Mossy]

LMAO 

[VA_Birdhunter]

 

[M,Yingling]

    

[surehuntsalot]

sounds like something my grandfather would have said   

[cannonball]