JOKE: Blonde Alligator Hunter

[Turkey Trot]

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers at the expensive shoe store, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'

The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the
creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.

Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration . . .
"Sonofa.......!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

[stone road turkey calls]

 

[Gooserbat]

My sister inlaw is cherokee but if there are blond indians that would be her.

[nctrkyhntr]

 

[Ol'Mossy]

 

[JVA54]

       

[Eric Gregg]

That sounds like my sister.

[longspur]

 

[remmy1187]

 

[mnturkey]

I've met one or two in my life

[Hognutz]

 

[tomanyturkeycalls]

 

[chatterbox]

 

[Basser69]

Thats is my 19 year old daughter!  

[Ruger M77]