Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

[Sherrell]

 


Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,  begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,

'Kin ya swallar?'


        The woman shakes her head no.

        Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
     

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

      His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

[eaglea1]

 

[JVA54]

 
   

[bird]

OMG..... I am reading this as the wife and I are eating breakfast at the Canadian Honker Restrurant  and the lady at the table next to us started coughing like she was choking on something. Thank God she came out of it cuz I don't think I could lick her wrinked blue haired ol butt from laughing so hard. Dang that was funny!

[REBELYELL]

 

[M,Yingling]

     

[Basser69]

 

[Hognutz]

 

[VA_Birdhunter]

 

[mossy835]

  Best of the year award! 

[Sherrell]

OMG..... I am reading this as the wife and I are eating breakfast and the lady at the table next to usstarted coughing like she was choking on something. Thank God she came out of it cuz I don't think I could lick her wrinked blue haired ol butt from laughing so hard. Dang that was funny!

Dang Al...you have me about rolling on the floor!

[turkey slayer]

Old one but a good one!

[cannonball]

 

[Ol'Mossy]

 

[Ol'Mossy]

OMG..... I am reading this as the wife and I are eating breakfast at the Canadian Honker Restrurant  and the lady at the table next to us started coughing like she was choking on something. Thank God she came out of it cuz I don't think I could lick her wrinked blue haired ol butt from laughing so hard. Dang that was funny!

Good Lord, this is funnier yet