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I found this funny

Started by dirt road ninja, February 08, 2012, 02:04:21 PM

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dirt road ninja

Three Norwegians go down to Mexico to celebrate college graduation.
They get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to
be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what
they did the night before.

The first one, Sven, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked
if he has any last words. He says, "I yust graduated from St. Olaf
College in Northfield Minnesota and believe in the almighty power of
God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall
to the floor on their knees; beg for Sven's forgiveness, and release
him.

The second, Lars, is strapped in and gives his last words, "I yust
graduated from da Concordia College in Moorhead, Minnesota and I
believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the
innocent.." They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately fall to their knees; beg for his
forgiveness, and release him.

The last one, Ole, is strapped in and he says, "Vell, den, I'm from
Nort' Dakota State in Fargo and I yust graduated vit a degree in
Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug this ting in.

Hognutz

That is a groaner, Dirt-man..Those danged Norwegians... :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.



turkey slayer


CASH

As part Norwegian, I resemble that remark!   :TooFunny:
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

cannonball