Shampoo Warning - I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!

[TClark]

I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo
runs down my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo
label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY." No wonder
I have been gaining weight! Well I have gotten rid of that shampoo
and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.
Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT
TO REMOVE."

Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower!

[mossy835]

  

[redarrow]

 

[TURKEYWHACKER]

If only it were that easy. 

[harvester]

 

[turkey slayer]

 

[Woodsman4God]

 

[Duke0002]

  

[flintlock]

 

[M,Yingling]

 

[hookedspur]

 

[Hognutz]

    I've been doing it all wrong, myself..No wonder I'm in the shape I'm in!!

[redrivergar]

  That's got to be my problem too! A change is in order.

[cannonball]

 

[TClark]

It doesn't seem to be working though. 
I used a whole 19 oz. bottle and took me most of the day.
The shower/tub filled with suds up to my cranny. I must say, the bubbles popping
was "different". I did notice some shrinkage and
just look at my fingers. 
I won't comment on the unmentionables cause looking at my fingers gives ya an idea.

Oh well, back to being Zestfully Clean and not lemony  fresh.