Government Investigates Rancher.

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            The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

             GOV'T AGENT:  "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

            RANCHER:  "Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years.  I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

            Then there's the mentally challenged guy.  He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.  He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life.  He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

             GOV'T AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."

            RANCHER: "That would be me."

[Hognutz]

 

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[Flydown]

 

[mossy835]

 

[Basser69]

 

[hookedspur]

 

[turkey slayer]

 

[surehuntsalot]

 

[socalturkeyman]

 

[3" 870 Shell Shucker]

At least now I know that I'm not alone.

[stone road turkey calls]

 

[chatterbox]

 

[BOFF]

 

Thanks for the laugh.


God Bless,
David B.

[briancady]