What are some of the best "nick-names" you come across?

[chatterbox]

My forum handle says it all..........

[stone road turkey calls]

My grand daughter is called lil bitt, i call my wife ace, she calls me well we will just forget that one.

[lightsoutcalls]

I have a friend that was tall and lanky... we called him "drill bit".  He's now the worship leader at my church.

Another friend acquired the name "hoodus", which was kind of a contraction for "who is this?"  It came to be equated with his other nickname "the happy moron".  He is a great guy that was always agreeable as long as he wasn't compromising his values... gues that's why I like him so much.  He's also an incredible bass player.

My only nickname was one I shared with a friend years ago.  We were referred to by the band we ran lights and sound for as "the pace brothers".  We are both "full figured" guys, and as you know, Pace picante sauce prides itself on being "thick" and "chunky".  We always argued about who was thick and who was chunky. 

[vaturkey]

Several years ago my wife & myself were at the beach & I gave here the nickname Summertime cause she's HOT !!   




   

[lightsoutcalls]

Several years ago my wife & myself were at the beach & I gave here the nickname Summertime cause she's HOT !!   




   

Be sure to show her that post.    

[Basser69]

A guy at work is called weasel because he likes to try and weasel out of working 

[barry]

Seems like most of my friends are known by nicknames...

Mule, Cotton, Trigger, Plug, Bighead, Rat, Red, Duck, Turtle, Doody, Buckshot, Halfhead, Bunky, PeeWee, Stump, Boogie, Pinky, Poot, Bugga, Cooter and Scooter.

[longspur]

guy at work called cornbread. He is  HUGE. First day he came in coon said boy yo mama musta fed you a lot of cornbread. lightbulb and Q-ball started calling him cornbread. thirty watt, moose, snoopy, buckshot, lugnut,strawberry and all the rest joined in. I'm hawkeye.

[timbrhuntr]

BUG big ugly guy
Lug little ugly guy
slugg stupid lazy greek guy
blister shows up after the work is done
UPS usless piece of sh!!
Black Mamba
Turkey Neck
Radio
Hero
Grouper a bottom feeder
The Hammer
Gay Guy his name is Gay
New Kid got it 38 years ago when he started
Mongo
Shrek
Loser one a bronze medal at the olympics

Almost forgot my favorite

MEGATRON    Go LIONS Go

Lots more

[Muskie03]

All my friends have called me Zeus for many years. Just named a guy at work Dingo- he's a real winner! Call my best friend Jig. One of my favorites is Thud-****, I use it very loosely for idiots.

[guesswho]

We had a boy in our neighborhood we always called Tinky, not sure why.  Later in life we had to change it to Twinkie, and not because he liked the snack cakes.

[Crappiepro]

We have a guy at work that we call "Flakey Ray" He has some major flake build up on his shoulders LOL. It pretty bad and he doesnt seem to mind LOL

[CB on the run]

  I call everyone numbnuts and have been for over 30 years.  I got it from my dad.  Of course evryone asked me who i'm refering too.

CB

[4nwtf]

 :TrainWreck1:My cousin had a boy working for him they called " water head".  My nickname is "SULLI"

[stinkpickle]

I used to work with some guys called "Russell the Love Muscle" and "Pig F**ker".  I don't know the backstories...and don't really want to.