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Chickens and Politicians

Started by Hognutz, July 26, 2011, 08:48:18 AM

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Hognutz

 
John was in the egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters to fertilize them. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each  bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now,  he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, Obama, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed Obama's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing  pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To John's amazement, Obama had thought of a way to do it without work, he had his bell in his beak,  so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of Obama, he entered him in the Chicago County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded Obama the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded  him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly Obama was a politician. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the  most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully next fall, the bells are not always audible.



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I snickered at that one Mike.

Unfortunately, we, as a nation, are going to have to take some responsibility, at who we put and vote in office, for ALL positions. I write"we" with difficulty, due to our nation needing to be united.

However, until the bag is pulled off of some folks heads, their rears, and those who happen to be near, regardless of  who they voted for, are gonna be pretty sore.



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redarrow

 :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: I think it goes without saying that we all know why Obama is in office. We need to vote with our brains .

mossy835

Quote from: redarrow on July 26, 2011, 10:21:42 AM
:icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: I think it goes without saying that we all know why Obama is in office. We need to vote with our brains .
:smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-anThat statement should be front page everywhere in all states!! :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an