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Spicing up the relationship

Started by Hognutz, July 25, 2011, 12:48:37 PM

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Hognutz


I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door,

wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes...

Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,  (You'll love this.)
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


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First off, please, don't post pictures of yourself in that get-up.

Secondly, your husband?  Do they allow that in your state?

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Hognutz

#4
I am just the messenger. No pictures, though. I broke a heel last night and it wouldn't be the same if I were to wear pumps..
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


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I'm getting worried about you Mike.

Or is it Michelle?  :toothy12:






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LX_Trkyhntr

Quote from: BOFF on July 25, 2011, 11:00:10 PM
I'm getting worried about you Mike.

Or is it Michelle?  :toothy12:






God Bless,
David B.




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Hognutz

#14
Quote from: LX_Trkyhntr on July 26, 2011, 09:49:19 AM
Quote from: BOFF on July 25, 2011, 11:00:10 PM
I'm getting worried about you Mike.

Or is it Michelle?  :toothy12:







God Bless,
David B.




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Oh you guys
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.