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Lawyers Do Care

Started by Hognutz, July 20, 2011, 06:07:55 PM

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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men

along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he

got out to investigate.  He asked one man, 'Why are you eating

grass?'


'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to

eat grass.'  'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed

you,' the lawyer said.  'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.

They are over there, under that tree.'  'Bring them along,' the lawyer

replied.


Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us,

also..'  The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But sir, I also

have a wife and SIX children with me!'  'Bring them all, as well,' the

lawyer answered.


They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as

large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the

lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with

you.'  The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my

place...The grass is almost a foot high.'



May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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That must have been John Edwards.

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They should take all lawyers put them in a room turn the light off lock the door and leave.
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