Turkey haiku

[WV Flopper]

LOL. I didn't write one in English, I barely survived high school!

Thank God for girls!

[WV Flopper]

 Back then I could contract an English assignment for ONE dollar.

Wonder what it would cost now with inflation?

[Tclipse01]

Need one turkey call
Welcome to old gobbler site
Now all money gone

[Yoder409]

Tom hangs up again
Yes, turkeys are ignorant.
But, his odds ain't good.

[Yoder409]

My alarm is set
My sleep is restless at best
That happens in May

[Yoder409]

Who cooks for you all ?
Thunderous answer booms back.
The question changes.

[The Lung]

Hyacinths bloom
Redbuds, Oh pallette of spring!
Hen turkey will sing

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[zelmo1]

You sing on the branch
Looking for that special hen
Hit the ground, no songs

[zelmo1]

Please, twenty more yards
You need see this perfect hen
Rest now king of kings

[The Lung]

Silent coyote
Misty morning, softly stalks
Young poults for breakfast

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[The Lung]

Who cooks for you all ?
Thunderous answer booms back.
The question changes.

Very clever

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[paboxcall]

Trillium ripples
Dewdrop prisms of sunlight
Enchanted springtime

[NCL]

Back then I could contract an English assignment for ONE dollar.

Wonder what it would cost now with inflation?

I wish I would have known you back then I would have gladly paid the dollar as I could not write a haiku. I have absolutely no artistic talents

[Yoder409]

The following haiku has been rated "M" for mature audiences only.
(Not sure if ANYONE here qualifies) 

Standing on her back
Her resin boyfriend watches
The deadly swarm sent

[Yoder409]

Three full fans approach
Eenie, meanie, miney, moe
Life's tough decisions