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The Cannibal

Started by Basser69, July 06, 2011, 03:09:40 PM

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Basser69



A cannibal was walking through the jungle

And came upon a restaurant operated by a

Fellow cannibal.



Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

      + Tourist:                                                          $8.00

      +Broiled  Missionary:                                      $10.00

      +Fried  Explorer:                                             $12.50

      +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:        $100.00


The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"


The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."



longspur


chatterbox


doepee


mnturkey

have to to remember that one
SEMPER FI

WyoHunter

If I had a dollar for every gobbler I thought I fooled I'd be well off!

harvester


mossy835

That is worth it's weight in H13 shells!
:TooFunny:

surehuntsalot

it's not the harvest,it's the chase

Hognutz

They are hard to clean...Too funny!!! :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


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