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Started by zelmo1, August 15, 2023, 05:41:13 AM

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Yoder409

Call too much or too loud.

(That's MY job)

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PA elitist since 1979

The good Lord ain't made a gobbler I can't kill.  I just gotta be there at the right time.....  on the day he wants to die.

Turkeybutt

Don't ever say yes when somebody sets you up on a blind date.

zelmo1

Don't ever date sisters.  :OGturkeyhead:  :OGturkeyhead:    Z

Farmboy27

Don't ever approach a horse from the rear, a bull from the front, or a politician from any direction!

Tom007

Don't ever shoot 3 inch loads in a 2 3/4 inch gun....

NCL

Don't ever discuss politics or religion

Notsoyoungturk

Don't ever try to help a buddy out by pulling his finger!
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Happy

Don't ever kiss your honey when your nose is runny. You might think it's funny, but it's snot.

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OldSwamper

Don't ever eat yellow snow!!!

Muzzy61

Don't ever ask a strange woman when her baby is due.
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Don't ever believe Happy when he says it's ok, you won't get shocked,  to pee on an electric fence

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TonyTurk

Don't ever mention the specific name or location of any piece of public ground on this forum.

Howieg

Don't ever ask me to dance

WV Flopper

LOL, because I've done so many of these.

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