Little Johnny at it again

[OLE RASPY]

Got this in a email today


During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good           
  manners, asked one of her students the following question:               
                                                                           
  "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,     
  how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"             
                                                                           
  Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."                         
                                                                           
  The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.       
  What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"                           
                                                                           
  Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.       
  I'll be right back."                                                     
                                                                           
  "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom     
  at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain       
  for once and show us your good manners?"                                 
                                                                           
  "I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have     
  to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine who I hope to introduce   
  you to after dinner.'"                                                   
                                                                           
  The teacher fainted..                                                     
                                                                           
                                                                           

[CASH]

 

[turkey slayer]

 

[Basser69]

    

[M,Yingling]

 

[wisconsinteacher]

His name is not Johnny, it is Cody and I have him in class.  That made my day.  Thanks.

[doepee]

  That was funny

[chatterbox]

 

[ILIKEHEVI-13]

That's the best little Johnny joke I think I have heard.   

[harvester]

 

[mnturkey]

got me to laugh.

[longspur]

 

[Hognutz]

Good one, Raspy..

[gatrkyhntr70]

 

[stone road turkey calls]