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Million dollar wager to kill one bird

Started by ChesterCopperpot, February 16, 2021, 04:26:49 PM

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ChesterCopperpot

Some of y'all are misinterpreting the conditions here You don't get to decide when or where. For instance, you may be sent to kill a Tennessee eastern in a foot and a half of snow during a fall season. You get to take one call.

Now the shooting them off a turkey farm, you are right that I didn't specify a wild turkey, so Wild Turkey and a Tyson turkey farm it is if you can find one in whichever designated state is assigned at the time of the wager


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eggshell

kinda like going to a casino....98% of the games are rigged to favor the casino. I'd never take that bet so my  choice of call wouldn't matter. Gosh I think a Tenn eastern in a foot and half of snow would be easier than a monsoon in the moutains on the last day of spring season.

PalmettoRon

Indecent Proposal 2.0--- So for a million, yes I would limb lift him, having never honestly done that or even wanted too. The interesting question is what would be the minimum to do the deed? I don't really want to think about that too hard. I'm glad this hypothetical is just that. I don't think I could be bought off too cheap, but for a million, I would sin greatly and ask for forgiveness.

guesswho

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Sasha and Abby

I could pick any box, friction or diaphragm in my vest and be a million dollars mo moneyed...

timberjack86

Quote from: Dontfearthereaper on February 17, 2021, 05:14:00 PM
Well I have found out what people think about reaping on here, but I have to say a million dollars and I would start walking though a field with a fan in front of me at first light and I'd be out of there in time to make a post on here about it by lunch
What is up with wanting to reap? Can't kill a turkey with your skills? Sounds like you need a good teacher.

WV Ridge Reaper

Quote from: Dontfearthereaper on February 17, 2021, 05:14:00 PM
Well I have found out what people think about reaping on here, but I have to say a million dollars and I would start walking though a field with a fan in front of me at first light and I'd be out of there in time to make a post on here about it by lunch
The reaper doesn't need a fan nor a field


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roberthyman14

Quote from: THattaway on February 16, 2021, 06:08:48 PM
I'd rifle the first one I saw and squeak on a mouth call while I deposited the money in the bank. ;D
I'll 1 up you.  Hes not even getting off the roost. Lol

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ShootingABN!

Quote from: deerhunt1988 on February 16, 2021, 06:49:04 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 16, 2021, 04:58:32 PM
A million dollars on the line and I'm not taking a call.   I'm bobcat'n up to him like the old days and shooting him center mass.   
I was thinking similarly and hope there'd be some dry leaves around for scratching. May even put the ol' Pinhoti Crawl on 'em. One call though, it'd be a pot call a friend made for me. Glass on top, small piece of slate on bottom. That bottom piece makes the sweetest soft talk of any pot I have.

I'd bet on you deerhunt1988   :)

Cowboy

Quote from: ChesterCopperpot on February 17, 2021, 10:54:00 AM
Some of y'all are misinterpreting the conditions here You don't get to decide when or where. For instance, you may be sent to kill a Tennessee eastern in a foot and a half of snow during a fall season. You get to take one call.

Now the shooting them off a turkey farm, you are right that I didn't specify a wild turkey, so Wild Turkey and a Tyson turkey farm it is if you can find one in whichever designated state is assigned at the time of the wager


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Heck, that snow would help track him. I'd pick me a call and put it in my pocket and deer hunt him. Lol

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Kylongspur88

Woodhaven toxic orange diaphragm and my 30-06. Goodbye student loans!

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silvestris

Quote from: Howie g on February 16, 2021, 06:26:39 PM
Doing great silvestris !  Yep , the ole Morgon caller has been the death of many through the years ! Still the best ever made imo .   I hope your well

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