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A little post season humor

Started by Sherrell, May 22, 2011, 08:47:31 AM

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Sherrell

A game warden was driving down the road when he came

  upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and

  asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"

  The boy replied, "What turkey?"

  The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying

  under your arm."

  The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a

  turkey done roosted under my arm!"

  The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey

  season is closed, so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to

  you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his

  wing, I'll break your arm.

  Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are

you gonna do with him?"

  The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his arse

  and let him go!


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man i just had a kidney removed, i laughed so hard had to take a pain pill.
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Quote from: stone road turkey calls on May 22, 2011, 11:24:31 AM
man i just had a kidney removed, i laughed so hard had to take a pain pill.
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sounds like the game warden in my county.....

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