Church Norris impregnates women by pointing at their vaginas and saying "Booya"
Pizza delivery boys tip Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hit a home run while playing football
Chuck Norris will mess with Texas
Red bull is actuall Chuck Norris' sweat
Chuck Norris doesn't have to set his watch, time sets itself to Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can cut a hot knif with butter
Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, but death is too afraid to tell him
Waldo is hiding from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He stares at the grass and dares it to grow.